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In the morning, the Heffleys wake to find they have parked on a baseball field and once again have to find a new spot. Everyone is feeling pessimistic after a horrible first day, but Greg suggests going to a family wilderness park that he saw advertised on the road. It sounds great at first, but his mom insists on doing something Manny can do, and Greg is stuck going for a tube float down the river when he wanted to rock climb or go mountain biking. An illustration shows Greg sitting in the water on his tube, surrounded by people enjoying themselves while he looks glum. After hitting a shallow patch, Greg’s tube deflates and he borrows Manny’s. He passes by some people and suspects one of them might have peed in the water, and when he rushes to get away, he ends up in a rapid and is taken down the river. His family reaches out for him, but they are “totally useless in an emergency” (61), and Greg keeps going. When his bathing suit comes off, he opts not to be rescued by the lifeguard and floats down another couple of miles, returning to the camper with a drink cooler covering his genitals.
Everyone wants to go home, but Greg’s dad is determined to have a real camping experience and takes the RV to a nearby national forest. The tollbooth attendant warns the family of a dry season and high risk of fires, and Greg thinks about what the man at the camping store said about bears. The campsite turns out to be a beautiful nook next to a stream, away from other people. Greg’s mom drags the family on a hike, and Greg brings some noisy pans to prevent bears from approaching. It quickly irritates his family, and he is sent back to the campsite to return the pans. He gets lost and is scared. Greg imagines what would happen if he had to live with squirrels for the rest of his life, but is found by his family, eating berries and looking scratched up. Rodrick plays a prank on Greg to make him think a tick bit him. The hot water runs out in the camper, leaving everyone except Rodrick to take a cold shower. That night, the family sits around a campfire and Greg’s dad tells a scary story about a dog that got lost in the woods after a ranger spotted a strange, red-eyed creature. The story spooks Manny and Greg although Greg’s dad means it as a joke. Moments later, a bear approaches the campsite and the family clambers into the RV. Everyone’s eyes turn wide and sweat lines appear as the Heffleys race inside. The bear licks some spilled baked beans off the side of the camper and then rocks the RV. Manny climbs on top of the RV with the flare gun and shoots it off, scaring the bear away.
The family is asked to leave the campsite after risking a forest fire by shooting the flare gun. Greg is happy to get out of there and go home, but his parents disagree. The next stop is a campground called Campers’ Eden, which Greg considers a good sign as Eden is a reference to paradise. When they get there, all of the good cabins are taken and the family is stuck parking on a tiny lot inches away from other campers. While Greg’s dad figures out how to empty the sewage tank, which “was starting to smell like a monkey house” (93), Greg escapes the scene to explore the campgrounds. He finds that he isn’t welcome in the luxury area, and the arcade and pool are crowded and lackluster. Over dinner, a skunk appears, and all of the campers have to hide in their vehicles. Greg and his family watch as the skunk eats their hot dogs and leaves a horrible smell behind. Greg hears from Rodrick that skunks’ spray is flammable and draws an image of a skunk lighting its spray on fire with a match, grinning mischievously. He thinks that God made all the animals with such interesting abilities, whereas humans only got a large brain. Greg wishes he could have skunk quills instead and depicts himself with a quilled back. Eventually the family gets the fire going again to cook but is disturbed by a neighbor who puts it out and tells them it’s lights out at nine.
The first two campsites that the Heffley family visits seem pleasant at first but turn out to bring nothing but more trouble and danger their way. When Greg’s mother insists on going tubing as a family, Greg notes the irony in how everyone seems to be in their own world anyway; his mother is on the phone, and his siblings are doing their own thing. Greg is thus made to be with his family but doesn’t seem to actually get quality time with anyone. He is often lost in the mix and forgotten about or left to fend for himself, such as when he gets lost in the woods or the moment that he is caught in the rapids and sent down river. His family is “totally useless in an emergency” (61) at helping him, and by the time the lifeguard arrives, Greg has lost his bathing suit and is too embarrassed to get out of the water. In these embarrassing moments, Greg’s family is nowhere to be found. At the isolated campsite, Greg’s dad and brother conspire to prank and scare Greg, playing off the Fear and Anxiety that they know rules Greg’s world. Ironically, the family is then met with a real scare when a bear appears at their camp moments later and are totally unprepared to handle it.
The isolation felt in the middle of the wilderness makes everyone uneasy, but it is followed by an entirely different type of confinement when the Heffleys reach Campers’ Eden. The family is packed in between other campers and has almost no space, and Greg can hear others snoring at night: “Those economy campsites were packed together TIGHT” (114). No matter where they go, the Heffleys cannot seem to find a balance between adventure and relaxation. Greg’s Managing Expectations of living in a camper are dashed when he realizes he can hear everyone else use the bathroom just a few feet away and still has to sleep next to Rodrick. When the family is confronted by a skunk, Greg notes the uselessness of a big brain in that moment, and how he would prefer to have quills instead. He expresses a hint of jealousy in other animals’ amazing abilities, suggesting that Greg does not think much of himself or of people. At Campers’ Eden, Greg is both stereotyped by others for being lower income, and stereotypes others based on how they dress or look. It is a constant exchange that is made, largely internally, but that comes back to haunt Greg when he is later caught in a lightning storm and nobody wants to help him.
Greg’s diary is more than just a diary; it also acts as a learning tool both in terms of understanding vocabulary through visual and linguistic context, and in the way that survival and camping tips are doled out to the reader at opportune moments. The reader learns how to prevent bear attacks, how to survive being taken down the rapids, and how to get rid of a skunk smell, among other things. Along with these helpful tips, Greg often capitalizes words he hopes to emphasize. This draws the reader’s attention to these words and encourages readers to consider them more deeply: “Some of the rows had THEMES, and people went kind of crazy with the decorations” (102).
By Jeff Kinney